Ok one more - but that is it then..

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.

"Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why, in Glasgow there's a wee bar called MacTavish's. Now, the landlord there goes oot of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you."

"Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nuttin'," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin dere's O'Driscoll's Bar. Now, de moment you set foot in de place dey'll buy you a drink, den another, all the drinks you like. Den, when you've had enough drinks, dey'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."

"Really?" said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"

"Not me meself, personally, no," said the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister.

Golf Balls

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, 'It's golf balls'.

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked;

'Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?'

Brilliant!

There was a notification for me when I logged on to facebook tonight.

oh oh! What can it be. A long lost freind who found me, an invitation to a party?

"Last week you were viewed for dating 10 times and no people expressed interest in you."

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Yay!

Animals portraied by humans (or rather by frenchmen)

I know It's been quiet for a while, but I'm busy so meanwhile here's somthing funny for you.

For Zilla

A little something to brighten a bad hair day.

I bet that is one angry kitty.

More cats

Cats seem fashionable these days, this is Garfield (again)* this time present, and translated into to japanese and back to english, and besides the funny aspect I kind of think that this is a perfect example of human/feline verbal interaction, so much gets lost in translation.

*Somtimes I AM Jon.