Brilliant!
There was a notification for me when I logged on to facebook tonight.
oh oh! What can it be. A long lost freind who found me, an invitation to a party?
"Last week you were viewed for dating 10 times and no people expressed interest in you."
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Yay! 
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This is probably why I don't do Facebook. My ego is much too fragile for such ... plain-spoken explanations of anything.
My notification would have read, "Last week you were viewed for dating 10 times, but all those people were drunk at the time and their connections expired when they passed out. While we've forgiven them for wasting band width or whatever, we have, nevertheless, revoked your Facebook account as you are clearly a dangerous distraction to drunk people."
I don't know, Torben, what mysterious quality it is that I find so attractive in you. If I could put my finger on it, I would bottle it and market it and become very, very rich.
I think you may very well be too sexy for Facebook.
ah go on, you make me blush :-D
One can date on Facebook?
Don't feel bad. I keep popping up as least famous.
Which keeps making me mad at all my friends.
Somebody's got to be least famous, though. Otherwise it's no fun for the most famous people.
I'd date you on Facebook if it could be properly explained to Tom.
Tom would date you if you told him the tile backsplash mosaic for his pedestal sink looks fabulous.
You ARE too sexy for Facebook.
Thanks you two, I honestly wasn't angeling for compliments, but I appreciate it none the less :-)
And there is good news, the latest notification revealed 3 new visitors who would infact date me, because they thought I was cute - And even though at least one of them was a guy I feel somewhat redeemed.
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