Ok one more - but that is it then..

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.

"Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why, in Glasgow there's a wee bar called MacTavish's. Now, the landlord there goes oot of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you."

"Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nuttin'," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin dere's O'Driscoll's Bar. Now, de moment you set foot in de place dey'll buy you a drink, den another, all the drinks you like. Den, when you've had enough drinks, dey'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."

"Really?" said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"

"Not me meself, personally, no," said the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister.

Golf Balls

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, 'It's golf balls'.

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked;

'Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?'

Brilliant!

There was a notification for me when I logged on to facebook tonight.

oh oh! What can it be. A long lost freind who found me, an invitation to a party?

"Last week you were viewed for dating 10 times and no people expressed interest in you."

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Yay!

Animals portraied by humans (or rather by frenchmen)

I know It's been quiet for a while, but I'm busy so meanwhile here's somthing funny for you.

For Zilla

A little something to brighten a bad hair day.

I bet that is one angry kitty.

More cats

Cats seem fashionable these days, this is Garfield (again)* this time present, and translated into to japanese and back to english, and besides the funny aspect I kind of think that this is a perfect example of human/feline verbal interaction, so much gets lost in translation.

*Somtimes I AM Jon.

Thank´you wery much

The Mummy returns...

Simons Cat

Somehow it reminds me of an old girlfreind...

Gangbang

OMG they are at it like - animals these days.

I think they get high on the stuff, once in a while they just drop to the ground and like just sit there for a couple of minutes, and you can tap them between the eyes without them moving, and then they take off again french kissing every single flower they can get a hold of.
Maybe they don't get high on pollen, as much as they get short of breath, with all that tonsil action.

Zooooooom

Is it just me, or does he seem a tiny bit irritated about getting his photo taken?

PikaPika the movie

This is pretty cool. Made with a digital camera, some people with flashlights and lots of time and patience.

And the behind the scenes movie.

Alma mater.

It was a beautiful day yesterday, and I needed to relax a little, so me and my camera took a small tour of the lake.
This is where I went to college. I tried to work with HDR tonemapping, think it gives that old faded look to it.

Its a buzzy life.

I love hard work - I can observe it for hours.

Happy Independence day wierdoes.

Boba Fett's got moves.

Mandalorian Dance
from PatrickBoivin

tensions

I am tense, wound up, high strung these days - I shouldn't really be stressed, there is really nothing much to be stressed about, but somehow I can't seem to relax properly. I dont feel depressed or unhappy Its only the tiny muscles inside my ribcage are just never able to relax. I have just been running round the lake but it didn't help me relax properly. I have tried a bunch of stuff. If anyone has had similar experiences then good advise is welcome :-/

WOOHOO !!!!!

For the reminder of the day I would like you to loudly exclaim WOOHOO!! Homer Simpson style, each time you: open the fridge, see yourself in a reflection or hear/see the punchline of a commercial

Thank you.

Oh oh oh oh!!!

I just stumbled over a website which is all the good stuff from youtube, but should be safe for kids to navigate.

How about this one for my freinds in Illinois.

:-)