Thank´you wery much

The Mummy returns...

Simons Cat

Somehow it reminds me of an old girlfreind...

Gangbang

OMG they are at it like - animals these days.

I think they get high on the stuff, once in a while they just drop to the ground and like just sit there for a couple of minutes, and you can tap them between the eyes without them moving, and then they take off again french kissing every single flower they can get a hold of.
Maybe they don't get high on pollen, as much as they get short of breath, with all that tonsil action.

Zooooooom

Is it just me, or does he seem a tiny bit irritated about getting his photo taken?

PikaPika the movie

This is pretty cool. Made with a digital camera, some people with flashlights and lots of time and patience.

And the behind the scenes movie.

Alma mater.

It was a beautiful day yesterday, and I needed to relax a little, so me and my camera took a small tour of the lake.
This is where I went to college. I tried to work with HDR tonemapping, think it gives that old faded look to it.

Its a buzzy life.

I love hard work - I can observe it for hours.

Happy Independence day wierdoes.

Boba Fett's got moves.

Mandalorian Dance
from PatrickBoivin

tensions

I am tense, wound up, high strung these days - I shouldn't really be stressed, there is really nothing much to be stressed about, but somehow I can't seem to relax properly. I dont feel depressed or unhappy Its only the tiny muscles inside my ribcage are just never able to relax. I have just been running round the lake but it didn't help me relax properly. I have tried a bunch of stuff. If anyone has had similar experiences then good advise is welcome :-/

WOOHOO !!!!!

For the reminder of the day I would like you to loudly exclaim WOOHOO!! Homer Simpson style, each time you: open the fridge, see yourself in a reflection or hear/see the punchline of a commercial

Thank you.

Oh oh oh oh!!!

I just stumbled over a website which is all the good stuff from youtube, but should be safe for kids to navigate.

How about this one for my freinds in Illinois.

:-)

Today is not Saturday.

My phone rang at around 9:30 this morning.

"Torben!"
"Hi It's Michael"
"Hi Michael" (Michael who! - I sort of recognized the voice but couldn't place it)
"What are you doin?" (Didnt' want to tell him I just woke up)
"Nothing much, wh..... OH - DAMN!" (It dawned on me which Michael)
"Why arn't you at work?"
"ehh I thought it was Saturday, grab a coffee I'll be right there..."

It was a technical contractor that I had a meeting with this morning, not good.

In retrospect I should have made up some car problem or other because, he spent the time he was waiting, telling ALL my collegues about my mistake, so I'we been ridiculed all day.. Bummer. I'll probably hear for it the rest of the summer.

Luckely it's a long time since I done anything equally dumb.
I remember one time in high-school I jumped out of bed and were litteraly getting dressed on the run as I sprinted for the bus-stop. And as I got there, I wondered when the bus would arrive, and why there were no traffic, then slowly realizing that it was Sunday.

The worst one was also in high-school; got up Wayyy to late, grabbed my dads car (It was allright with him) and drove 4 miles to the school, where i noticed that the parking lot was empty.. Because I somehow had woken up more than one hour early without noticing.. - Later the same day I got on the bus for home and had travelled half a mile, when I noticed the car keys in my pocket.....

I may need blinds for my kitchen windows.

While I was cooking dinner tonight, listening to a CD I picked up at a garage sale, I realized 2 important things; First, I really am looking forward to the moment when I can start picking up tomatoes and stuff in my greenhouse and start to cook Italian with my own produce. And secondly "The Chemical Brothers" album "Push the button" Is excellent for jumping up and down, making assorted rhythmical movements - So stupid of me not to have known that earlier.

Name dropping nobody

I went to high-school with Nicolaj of New Amsterdam, which has just aired here.
I don't recall him though I probably saw him around, but he's in my blue book (year book).
Where among other things it says: "Nikolaj dreams about a career on stage" And "Nikolaj is his class' answer to W.C. Fields (Not only when it comes to his liver, which liver? ed). He is extremely entertaining when the mood takes him. Often he has put on a one-man show that brought the class into laughter cramps."

Considering becoming a Guerrilla

I think this could be something for me.

Then I'd get an excuse for wearing my secret Ninja Spandex outfit.

...

Uhmm Spandex.

First Kiss

(got this in the mail today):

It's your First Kiss and several questions might come to mind:

Is it the right time?

Is anyone watching?

Does your partner even want to?

Is your breath fresh?

AND,---Should you use some tongue?

Then you say . . .

'What the heck!' and Just Go for it!!!

Alice

I think this is so kewl.
I really appreciate stumbling over something like this on the Internet, it almost makes up for all the crap you also come across.
This is made (90%) out of samples from the old Disney classic by a young Aussie guy called Nick Bertke. Goodone mate.

HISTORIA DE UN LETRERO (THE STORY OF A SIGN)

With a stroke of the pen, a stranger transforms the afternoon for another man in this emotionally stirring short film by Alonso Alvarez.

Alonso Alvarez Barreda won the NFB Online Competition Cannes 2008 with the short film Historia de un Letrero (The Story of a Sign).